If you don't know or care about smalltown Ontario, the district of Muskoka in particular, read one of my other, very interesting, entries.
This week, my home district, Muskoka was mentioned in the Onion. Who-hoo! Apparently, a beaver in Huntsville (Ontario, not Texas) is having trouble settling on a dam design plan. The village of Baysville is mentioned and a dam nearby but not the Lincoln Lodge, which is the best place to eat by a damsite!
Completely off subject, I have Octopussy on in the background. When Bond flies to India he takes a helicopter past the Taj Mahal and lands near the ghats in Varenasi - that's a long helicopter flight!